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I’ve always felt the Sunny Health & Fitness Air Walk Trainer was the fitness equivalent of a dad joke – surprisingly effective, but I’d feel ridiculous using it. But the time had finally come, and I was genuinely wondering what it’s like to simulate walking on air while my dignity slowly evaporates. Here’s what happened…
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Look, I’m not saying the world’s ending tomorrow, but if it did, I’d want this hulking beast of a generator in my corner. The Westinghouse 12500 Watt Dual Fuel Home Backup Portable Generator isn’t just a mouthful to say – it’s a power-hungry monster that could probably keep the lights on through a zombie invasion.…
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I live in a house older than most redwood trees, with a basement that’s been mistaken for the set of a Lovecraftian horror flick. The air down there is so thick with humidity, you could practically swim through it. That is, until the hOmeLabs dehumidifier barged into my life like a drunken ex-lover – demanding…
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If you’re expecting a review dripping with technical jargon and flowery prose, you’ve come to the wrong rodeo, partner. This is the raw, unfiltered truth about a black box that promises to turn your living room into a mini-Coachella, minus the overpriced beer and questionable fashion choices. Update: BEST PRICE on the Sony STRDH590 5.2…
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I’ve been around the block a few times when it comes to cookware. I’ve seared steaks on bargain-bin pans and scorched my fair share of sauces in overpriced “professional-grade” pots. So when I decided to give the Calphalon 10-Piece Pots and Pans Set a whirl, I was about as excited as a cat at a…
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I’m not a health nut. I’m more of a, “If the bottle says ‘beer,’ it’s probably good for me” kind of guy. But then my sink started spitting out water that tasted like a rusty penny soaked in chlorine. That’s when I found the Bluevua RO100ROPOT-UV, and suddenly, I cared about hydration. Update: BEST PRICE…
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You’re settling in for a night of binge-watching, armed with enough snacks to shame a small village. You flip on your new SAMSUNG UN55DU8000, and suddenly, you’re not sure if you’re watching “Stranger Things” or if Eleven and the gang have broken into your living room. Welcome to the world of ultra-high-definition television, where the…
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Let’s face it, watering your lawn is about as exciting as watching paint dry. But here I am, neck-deep in sprinkler controllers, trying to find the holy grail of lawn hydration. That’s when I came across the Orbit 57946 B-hyve, a WiFi-enabled sprinkler overlord that promises to manage my grass-moistening game the “smart” way. Here’s…
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I never thought I’d be the kind of person writing a review about an angle grinder. Hell, a year ago, I couldn’t have told you what an angle grinder was if my life depended on it. But here we are. Update: BEST PRICE on the DEWALT DCG413B 20V MAX Angle Grinder Tool here: https://amzn.to/4ewpQpV First…
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I didn’t choose this set, it chose me. Picture this: there I was, scrolling through Amazon at 2 AM, three whiskeys deep, when this black wicker beauty caught my bleary eye. “What the hell,” I thought, “My balcony could use some class.” Little did I know, I was about to embark on a journey that…