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Great, another stick vacuum trying to be the next Dyson. But this little blue bastard surprised me. Here’s what happened. Update: BEST PRICE on the Eureka NEC280TL RapidClean Pro Cordless Cleaner here: https://amzn.to/3S957Pe First Impressions The sleek blue design had me wondering if I’d accidentally ordered some sort of sci-fi prop. But no, this was…
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I didn’t buy the Anker SOLIX C1000 because I’m some off-grid enthusiast or doomsday prepper. No, I got this behemoth because Mother Nature decided to play Russian roulette with my power grid, leaving me in the dark for six hours like some medieval peasant. My trusty little 256Wh Anker couldn’t even keep the fridge running,…
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Becoming a parent is like signing up for a lifetime subscription to paranoia. Every little noise has you jumping out of your skin, convinced your precious bundle of joy is in mortal peril. So when I heard about the Babysense HD Split-Screen Baby Monitor, I thought, “Great, another gadget to feed my neurosis.” But I…
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I never thought I’d be swabbing my dog’s mouth like some canine CSI, but here I am, armed with the Embark Breed & Health Kit and a burning desire to unravel the mystery of my mutt. Is it just me, or does everyone secretly wonder if their “lab mix” rescue is actually part wolf? Spoiler…
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I didn’t set out to become the Sherlock Holmes of office chairs. But when my trusty throne of productivity finally gave up the ghost after years of faithful service, I found myself thrust into a world of mesh backs, lumbar support, and promises of ergonomic bliss. The Furmax Mid Back Office Chair was a budget-friendly…
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I was sick of squinting at my laptop screen like some corporate gremlin, so I was desperately seeking a second display that wouldn’t cost me an arm, a leg, and my firstborn. With this in mind, I came across the MNN portable monitor. Here’s what happened next. Update: BEST PRICE on the MNN 15.6″ Portable…
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Nobody wakes up excited to buy a vacuum cleaner. It’s about as thrilling as listening to your neighbor’s kid practice the recorder. But here I am, a grown-ass adult, practically giddy about a piece of plastic that sucks up dirt. How the hell did I get here? Well, here’s what happened. Update: BEST PRICE on…
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So it’s 6am, I’m half-awake, stumbling into my shower like a zombie extra from The Walking Dead. I turn on the water, expecting a refreshing wake-up call, but instead, I get… a sad, tepid trickle. That was my life, day after miserable day, until I snapped. In a caffeine-fueled rage, I ordered the AquaCare Shower…
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I’ve slept on everything from Egyptian cotton to burlap sacks (don’t ask), so when I say I know sheets, I mean it. These things arrived at my doorstep like a dare wrapped in plastic. “Go ahead,” they seemed to whisper. “Judge us. We can take it.” Challenge accepted, you smug little rectangles of fabric. I…
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It’s 7am on a Saturday, and instead of nursing a hangover like any self-respecting adult, I’m standing in a field, clutching a metal stick, and trying to hit a tiny white ball into a hole that’s practically in another zip code. Why? Because my wife said I need more “outdoor activities” and apparently, screaming at…