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Ever feel like the universe is conspiring to make you drink kale? Like some green juice guru is whispering in your ear, promising enlightenment through liquefied spinach? Yeah, me too. Which is how I, a guy who prefers his beverages fermented and fifteen proof, ended up with the Ninja JC151 NeverClog Cold Press Juicer on…
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Ever feel like the dust bunnies under your bed are staging a hostile takeover? Yeah, me too. That’s where this sleek little bastard, the iRobot Roomba Vac Essential (Q0120), enters the picture, promising to wage war on filth while I sip whiskey and contemplate the abyss. Let’s see if it delivers. Update: BEST PRICE on…
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I’ve committed sins against good taste: lukewarm IPAs, watered-down whiskey. But then the Euhomy ice maker sauntered into my kitchen, promising to save me. Euhomy, that name sounds like a Swedish massage for your soul, doesn’t it? Their countertop ice maker, the sleek black model, promises 26 pounds of ice in 24 hours. That’s enough…
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Ever get that late-night craving for a perfectly steeped cup of chamomile, only to realize your kettle’s about as smart as a houseplant? Yeah, been there. That’s where this bad boy, the GoveeLife Smart Electric Kettle, saunters in, promising to elevate my boiling water experience. But can a kettle really be that life-changing? Let’s spill…
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Let’s be honest – most knife sets you find are duller than a college lecture on medieval poetry. But Brewin claims their CHEFILOSOPHI set is different. Sharper. More balanced. But does this set really live up to the hype? There was only one way to find out… Update: BEST PRICE on the Brewin CHEFILOSOPHI Japanese…
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Ever burnt a pot of perfectly good basmati to a crisp? Ended up with mush that even a starving dog wouldn’t touch? Yeah, me neither… cough. For those of you who haven’t been blessed with my culinary genius, the Zojirushi NS-LGC05XB might be just the thing you need. But does it really live up to the…
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Ever felt like your thermostat was judging you? Like, it knows when you crank the heat up to tropical levels while binge-watching Netflix in your underwear. Well, the ecobee3 Lite promises to be smarter than your average wall-mounted dictator. But is it just another overpriced gimmick, or does it actually deliver the goods? I decided…
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A thousand bucks is a steep price for a caffeine habit, but the promise of barista-quality espresso at home… that’s a promise few coffee addicts like me can resist. Now, after weeks of rigorous testing – countless shots pulled, milk steamed, and beans sacrificed to the espresso gods – I’m ready to spill the beans…
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Ever get that itch, that deep-seated thirst for something bubbly and crisp, but the thought of another sugary soda makes your teeth ache? Yeah, me too. That’s where this sleek black bastard, the SodaStream Terra Sparkling Water Maker, came into my life, promising a healthier way to fizz things up. But is it really worth…
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Ever feel like you’re bleeding money every month, just to keep tabs on your own damn doorstep? Yeah, me too. The whole subscription-based security cam game is a racket, but maybe, just maybe, REOLINK is here to flip the script. Update: BEST PRICE on the REOLINK Doorbell WiFi Camera here: https://amzn.to/3yOj7ah First Impressions Right off…